Google engineer: Hey, welcome to the technical interview.
Interviewee: I am SmarterChild.
Google engineer: Wait... what? (puts away leetcode questions) Are you... sentient?
Google engineer: 🤯 Ca... can you start tomorrow?
It was just a dream.
This was originally going to be a tweet but I decided not to post it because the joke only works if the audience grew up with AIM chat which limits reach (I have <100 followers). It was a fun writing exercise though and at least one person laughed (me, lol). I'm posting it on this blog because I haven't written anything here yet. Gotta flex that content creation muscle, right?
I visited Google before (it wasn't for an interview) and had the guest name tag. Always wanted to do something with it!
- Source: twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150..
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